Alcohol, contrary to instinct, is not the secret to happiness.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. The older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Good art is art that allows you to enter it from a variety of angles and to emerge with a variety of views.

One thing you might want to learn before you attend the world's largest ukulele lesson is how to say ukulele.

Don't waste your time on jealousy.

Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You can map your life through your favorite movies, and no two people's maps will be the same.

Every day each of us wakes up, reaches into drawers and closets, pulls out a costume for the day and proceeds to dress in a style that can only be called preposterous.

TV happens. And once it's happened, it's gone. When it's gone, you move on, no tears, no tantrums, no videotape

Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.

At the root of every form of ungodliness, injustice, nepotism, selfishness, every rivalry and competitive jealousy, is the monster called greed.

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!

Cynicism is one of the terrible obstacles to progress.

I pronounce ye married, laird and lady. No’ ’til death will ye part. And now, Toran, ” he added with a wink, “ye may kiss the bride.

Few persons who have ever sat for a portrait can have felt anything but inferior while the process is going on.

Those secrets are things that most people don't learn, because they are not enthusiastic enough, or bright enough, or patient enough, or funny enough; or still enough.

Chinese buildings are like American buildings, with big footprints. People don't care about daylight or fresh air.

Refined indifference is a sports psychology precept: train like there's no tomorrow and then accept whatever happens. Once you step on the field realize that whatever is meant to be is meant to be.

Careers are a jungle gym, not a ladder.

For your benefit, learn from our tragedy. It is not a written law that the next victims must be Jews. It can also be other people.