Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.

If we can prevent just one marriage from disintegrating--or just one child from suffering the loss of a family--our effort will be justified.

He did say I fascinated him, but he really should have clarified to me that I was just the fascination for the day.

We can also reassure our Palestinian partners that we understand the importance of territorial contiguity in the West Bank for a viable Palestinian state ...

Disease preys on a weak and malnourished mind.

My work doesn't have the same rules as, say, Andy [Warhol]'s work. But it's gathered together for the simple reason that we all worked with the images and objects around us.

God wants to give you victory, but He can only do it if you show up for the battle.

At the heart of my metaphysic there is the ultimate question and at the heart of the universe there is the ultimate questioner.

Give until tears stream down your eyes.

The resistance will be exclusively conducted by only one group. This new group will be defined soon by me.