Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

You must have hope in a better future and have faith in this hope. But then you must forget your hope and focus on this moment now.

we're stuck with freedom. we can't push it off on genes.

For someone to say that marriage is only about procreation is a joke. I didn't marry my husband to have children. I married my husband because I love my husband.

I do fish. I think there is a connection between thinking and fishing mostly because you spend a lot of time up to your waist in water without a whole lot to keep your mind busy.

I've been watching The Wire recently.

From the passions arise worry, and from worry arises fear. Away with the passions, and no fear, no worry.

Because I've heard so many stories that I don't know which one is the most popular. But I do know which is the least popular. The truth.

The team wasn't just riders. It was the mechanics, masseurs, chefs, soigneurs, and doctors. But the most important man on the team may have been the chiropractor.

What can be seductive about the eternal nothing is that the finest day is indifferently this one or any other like it.

Dan really came into his own pitching last year (during Legion play). He received the sportsmanship award during the regional tournament.