Alcoholism is above all a disease of denial.

My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.

A man ought to live so that everybody knows he is a Christian... and most of all, his family ought to know.

The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

I like grass, I enjoy it and it suits my game.

The most valuable moments and experiences that life has to offer are found only along its most treacherous paths.

Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master

There are certain things for which civilization has no answer. But if you choose to meddle thus, then you must be prepared to facethe consequences, whatever they are.

I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.

What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!