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Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!


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This page presents the quote "Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!". Author of this quote is Andy Kindler. This quote is about firsts, hello, telephones, bells, first person,.