Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

There is no envy, jealousy, or hatred between the different colors of the rainbow. And no fear either. Because each one exists to make the others’ love more beautiful.

Engage your mind in the bliss of wonder.

I would be no more than a shadow of myself if I thought that I had truly lost you.

My revenge is just begun! I spread it over centuries, and time is on my side.

The Republican Party, as much as it pains me to say this, should be ashamed of themselves.

You'll never prove you're too good for a job by not doing your best.

Fair use is a part of United States copyright law. You don't know if it falls under fair use until you go to court. Someone has to sue you and then you have to challenge it.

Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.

It has been the office of art to educate the perception of beauty. We are immersed in beauty but our eyes have no clear vision.

When you are drawing characters to serve a plot purpose, you tend to get flat, stereotyped, unliving characters.