Alienation as our present destiny is achieved only by outrageous violence perpetrated by human beings on human beings.

Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

We are all in a post-hypnotic trance induced in early infancy.

Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.

Do not adjust your mind, the fault is in reality.

We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to love as we are to die.

Pain in this life is not avoidable, but the pain we create avoiding pain is avoidable.

Madness need not be all breakdown. It may also be break-through.

Whether life is worth living depends on whether there is love in life.

Freud was a hero. He descended to the Underworld and met there stark terrors. He carried with him his theory as a Medusa's head which turned these terrors to stone.

Maxim's voice, clear and strong, "Will someone take my wife outside?She is going to faint.

There you have it: an expensive higher education based on sloganeering, on pat, trite phrases that substitute moral posturing for political reasoning. It's elitism masquerading as egalitarianism.

When we think too much about the opinions of others, we are letting them edit a book God has written.

The world has forgotten, in its concern with Left and Right, that there is an Above and Below.

I think the older I get, the less I should be doing.

We watch our competitors, learn from them, see the things that they were doing for customers and copy those things as much as we can.

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

Fame is a devil; obscurity is an Angel! Stay away from me, Devil; Come near to me, Angel!

Battles that last five minutes spawn legends that live a thousand years.

I think the greatest thing about DVD is the quality of sound and picture; the real estate to put more extras on; and, my favorite point is it stores quietly in very subtle places in your home .