All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

An active civil position makes a Christian strong as the image of God

If we subject religious claims to a lesser degree of scrutiny, we should not be surprised if religious people subject us to a greater degree of servitude.

The same things go on everywhere, whether you're from the city, the country or wherever.

As to the thoughts, they are elfish. Those eyes in the Evening Star you must have seen in a dream.

I'm going to continue to stand with the people that are being oppressed.

I'm just feeling like it was meant to be. What can I say? The birth of my son, and in the first year of his life, we won a Super Bowl Championship.

The markets are much more interested in America's long-term trajectory than they are in feeling that there is an acute short-term crisis.

Are you responsibly optimistic? Pessimism and leadership do not mix. Leaders are positively visionary.

She [Justice Sandra Day O'Connor], unlike, Judge Bork, did not think that being on the court would be an "intellectual feast," to quote Judge [Robert Heron] Bork.

Money's the solution, curing all the ails of the nation. But what about the hearts of man?