All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I never let myself forget that every single person I meet is a member of this human race. And that includes you, professor, listening to this testimony. As it includes myself.

That’s why it’s difficult to write about your own life. Any distortion feels like a betrayal.

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.

The American way of life is not sustainable. It doesn’t acknowledge that there is a world beyond America.

What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go!

If you want to touch the hearts of people you can't do that with newspapers or with radio, you have to do it with TV.

It is sad that unless you are born a god, your life,from its very beginning, is a mystery to you.

We sell books, other people sell shoes. What's the difference? Publishing isn't the highest art.

To learn which questions are unanswerable, and not to answer them: this skill is most needful in times of stress and darkness.

The hunger of a dragon is slow to wake, but hard to sate.