All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

We have to go. I'm almost happy here.

Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me.

Leave no stone unturned to help your clients realize maximum profits from their investment.

Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

One of the inspirations for my becoming a writer was the baseball board game Strat-O-Matic.

Religion is one of the fundaments of Hillary Clinton's character and politics.

The true secret to seeking the unknown is in the looking, not the finding. The journey is what matters.

The folly which we might have ourselves committed is the one which we are least ready to pardon in another.

The obligation on us is to communicate the truth so that it is understood. The belief will take care of itself.