All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

He fell in love with the way she fell in love with everything besides him.

Dating is different when you get older. You're not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.

What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup - that's good in bed.

You're not a bad person. But you sometimes do bad things. You know what that makes you? Human.

Give not advice without being asked, and when desired, do it briefly.

A single bad habit will mar an otherwise faultless character, as an ink-drop soileth the pure white page.

Vanity was the beginning and the end of Sir Walter Elliot's character; vanity of person and of situation.

Turns out, this 'whatabboutery' is a classic way of silencing women when you don't like what they're fighting for. Don't panic, feminists are quite capable of fighting multiple battles at once!

Science is a way of equipping yourself with the tools to interpret what happens in front of you.

Angry Black White Boy is bananas! Actually, it's a banana split with razor blades in it. Adam Mansbach is the white Richard Wright, and Angry Black White Boy is our generation's Native Son.