All I can say about life is Oh God enjoy it!

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

When you realize there is something you don't understand, then you're generally on the right path to understanding all kinds of things.

There is no single truth in a world ruled by many political parties.

Even in the developing parts of the world, kids take to computers like fish to water.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

no person will ever get into my blood as a place can ... People and things pass away, but not places.

There are those who want to revolutionize the world with meditation. I really don't think that is necessary. The world is already revolutionized.

No actor wants to choose - they just want all of the options available to them all the time; we tend to be pretty greedy.

I think that providing obstructions in the live setting is when you get something that actually means something, as opposed to just aping your way through your greatest hits.

Over the near term there is clearly the opportunity to work with Microsoft to do to a better job of creating a more secure Windows experience for users around the world.

I think the hardest part [is] the priorities. There are an awful lot of things to do [being Secretary of State].