All I could do was escape from reality, but every time I tried to escape from the pain, that same pain told me that I had probably been falling in love with him.

The silence of the room was shattered with a wail of pain coming from deep within me.

It is better to Leap than to Sleep

Jesus never allowed His theology to get in the way of His ministry.

I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.

We're all ordinary in a way. We can all be hurt. We can all be unbalanced. We all have feelings. Life can treat us harshly, even shockingly sometimes.

The only way forward in life is innovation.

So nice to be a fashion icon in my day.

What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut.

I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together.

I would think if someone connected to steroids made the Hall of Fame, that would enhance my chances of making the Hall of Fame.

Fancy that thou deservest to be hangedthou wilt feel it happiness to be only shot: fancy that thou deservest to be hanged ina hair halter, it will be a luxury to die in hemp.