All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Any formal attack on ignorance is bound to fail because the masses are always ready to defend their most precious possession - their ignorance.

I don't know what I shall do. I just want to go away and look at people and think.

The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.

Messi is class. There is him, and then there is the rest. What he does is extraordinary.

My career has always revolved around what I do and don't want my sisters and brothers seeing me doing

Most projects start out slowly - and then sort of taper off.

Sometimes, we are so attached to our way of life that we turn down wonderful opportunities simply because don't know what to do with it.

It is God who gives life. Let us respect and love human life, especially vulnerable life in a mother's womb.

Despite the fact that I'm not highly skilled in any visual art, aesthetics have always played a strong role in my art, including my first albums.

It is the way to educate your eye and more. Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop.