All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

The fountain of living water never runs dry.

They say the mind can move mountains, I think it can move the whole god damn universe. Or else how have we travelled to other planets?

Fill my mouth with the accuracy and potency of Your word and Spirit that I may make war through prayer with swift precision (Psalm 144:1).

A poet's fantasy: Hiring a rapper to rap his rhymes.

On cable TV they have a weather channel - twenty-four hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

So long as there's been black churches in the United States, there's been a relationship between spiritual well-being and material acquisition. This has always been the case.

The wizards represent all that the true 'muggle' most fears: They are plainly outcasts and comfortable with being so. Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit!

Shakespeare is a great psychologist, and whatever can be known of the heart of man may be found in his plays.

I dress according to how I feel.

One curiosity of being a foreigner everywhere is that one finds oneself discerning Edens where the locals see only Purgatory.