All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

You can't underestimate how traumatic divorce is for the children.

Apologetics=faith is weak, lets defend it

...I've decided ... love is an eternity of slow motion replays ...

Before I can say anything else, he steps forward and takes my face in his hands. Then he's kissing me one last time.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone.

The high-minded man is fond of conferring benefits, but it shames him to receive them.

Yes, you need substance in politics - but I think your style also says something about how you arrive at some of your conclusions.

Don't ask permission, just ask forgiveness.

I was 11 when I was first introduced to live drawing classes and going to art school.

Since Madonna is positioned as always "cooler than thou", we all are primed for schadenfreude if something in her fabulous life goes amiss.

I have the necessary lack of tact.