All I know is that the Internet will transform the world.

Unless structure follows strategy, inefficiency results.

They're all so much afraid of the Council that they're not afraid of anything else.

Shine as if you are the brightest star.

Instantaneous forgiveness can bring longstanding self-preservation, not to mention a cheaper Ralph's bill on Rolaids.

I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have.

A person who thinks too much only ever thinks about his thoughts

Envy someone an' it pulls you down. Admire them and it builds you up. Which makes more sense?

I walked past Noel Gallagher on the street once and everyone was like, "Go speak to him! He's one of your heroes!" I thought I'd leave him. I don't know what I'd say to him.

In the world of poetry there are would-be poets, workshop poets, promising poets, lovesick poets, university poets, and a few real poets.

If the Labour manifesto is a pale shade of austerity, then I believe Labour will be defeated at the next election

Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.