All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life.

I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

I get lots of awards for being mentally ill. Apparently, I am better at being mentally ill than almost anything else I've ever done. Seriously - I have a shelf of awards for being bipolar.

You know the bad thing about being a survivor... You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.

When you need to hold onto something, you should. Whatever gets you through, take it.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Be wary of people who go out of their way in charity. They're usually compensating for some evil they're trying to erase.

As I see it, fast food outfits have targeted small children with their advertising in a very effective way. You know, it's clowns and kid's toys and bright colors and things like that.

My compositions spring from my sorrows. Those that give the world the greatest delight were born of my deepest griefs.

My look is always glitzy for New Year's Eve, even if I am at home.

Passion makes the best observations and the sorriest conclusions.

Nothing dies harder than a bad idea.

No man or woman can live another's fate

It behooves us to be careful what we worship, for what we are worshipping we are becoming.