All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

There are many mysteries in old age but the greatest, surely, is this: in those adverts for walk-in bathtubs, why doesn't all the water gush out when you get in?

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.

Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.

Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a "Wirtschaftswunder," which can be briefly translated as "The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one."

Oh come, ‘though you have broken your promises a hundred times…Come home, stranger and alien, come home to me….Come home, space traveler, lover of leaving for I am here...

How is it they live in such harmony the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.

When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.

Whatever opposes prayer opposes the whole work of ministry.

There aren't many sins in my bible. Giving up is the greatest one of all.

So the storm passed and every one was happy.

As an actor, I've been drawn to those characters that are further away from who I may be.

Industrial food makers don't want you thinking about where your food comes from and what's in it.

He does not weep who does not see.

A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.