All I need to know I learned from my cat.

There is always time for a nap.

Eat when you're hungry. When you're not hungry, play with your food.

It's OK to wear the same thing every day.

I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough.

Sleeping is very underrated.

Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.

Don't always come when you're called.

Forget about speech problems just saying the words "brain surgery" sucks the air out of a room.

I need a focus group like I need a hole in my head.

You think good people can't hate?" she asked. "You think good people don't kill?"[...}"Good people do all the things bad people do, Lazlo. It's just that when they do them, they call it justice.

By the winter of 1945-1946, the Russian peoples were being warned of the dangers from the West

A new report says ISIS is trying to recruit professionals like doctors, engineers, and accountants. Sorry, kids, even ISIS says they're not hiring liberal arts majors.

With two kids. It's always too busy.

I just said to myself, She's just like you, you know, she can be nervous

We have gaps that are rooted in systemic racism.

Life is full of ironies and paradoxes.

Better not to exist than live basely.

wild flowers should be enjoyed unplucked where they grow.

I wish for recycling to become a major industrial agriculture.