All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

We think too much and feel too little.

More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

God is like an umbrella of illusion and belief, In rainy days we use him, in sunny days we forget him.

If I become the man you want, I wouldn't be the man I am.

If you come across an American artist right now who has no political opinions or is afraid of talking politics, be very concerned.

I wouldn't say the world is my parish, but my readers are my parish. And especially the readers that write to me. They're my parish. And it's a responsibility that I enjoy.

Life was given to me as a favor, so I may abandon it when it is one no longer.

The two things, love and snow, that make the world look fresh again

The whole world accepts that being stressed is the normal way to live.

A man without characteristics is a most insipid character.

Winning takes character. Workers get the most out of themselves. When a body has limited talent, it must muster all its resources of character to overcome adversity.

Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way.