All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

I started doing improv my sophomore year.

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.

I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world.

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world.

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

A persons limitations are only measured by their drive to succeed

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad.

Good luck, I'm beginning to discover, is just as baffling as the bad. There never seems to be a reason for it - no sense of reward or punishment. It simply is - the most incomprehensible idea of all.

Heaven suits the back to the burden.

I think it's actually kind of sweet how there is a reciprocal effect that our stories can have on each other.

Everybody is in the waiting room of life. Yoga is not a waiting. It is a doing, today.

I will leave no memoirs.

The Americans are trying to expand their influence in the world, particularly in Europe. They are defending their own interests, not ours.

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim, When King Cophetua loved the beggar-maid!