All I see in the mirror every morning is a face that needs washing.

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

Big girls need big diamonds.

It's all about hope, kindness and a connection with one another.

Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I'm not afraid to look behind them.

The beauty of fragrance is that it speaks to your heart and hopefully someone else's.

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.

Success is a great deodorant.

It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.

Are you real?” Stupid. Of course he’s real.“Yes, Julie. I’m not the mystical man from your dreams.

A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.

Travel doesn't become adventure until you leave yourself behind.

When the gates of mockery and abuse is opened, the heart becomes a shock absorber

The vase was placed upon my desk, and there were orange-blossoms in it—orange-blossoms, in an English winter!

Philosophy seems to me on the whole a rather hopeless business.

I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.

Artists are nearest God. Into their souls he breathes his life, and from their hands it comes in fair, articulate forms to bless the world.

Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of the verb "to eat"-in both the active and passive forms.