All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Forgive but do not forget, or you will be hurt again. Forgiving changes the perspectives. Forgetting loses the lesson.

The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.

Explanation is a well-dressed error.

Our great adventure ran out of petrol and stopped on this farm.

Striving for social justice is the most valuable thing to do in life.

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting.

God doesn't just give us grace; He gives us Jesus, the Lord of grace.

No problem, Goth Boy. First one's free.

There's a battle between what the cook thinks is high art and what the customer just wants to eat.

I hate the way chorus boxes sound