All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people to get worked up like that is to threaten to give them health care.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

She was a perfectly clean slate--a total enigma.

We should use this public sphere and redefine - beyond China's borders - what a government is allowed to do, where its powers end and where the realm of a citizen's privacy begins.

My open workouts are like fight day. I've got a lot of pressure on me and I ride it to the top.

Somebody somewhere is waiting on you to become what you were destined to be. Keep growing forward!

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.

Your life will be rich for others only as it is rich for you.

Germany is very free-trade oriented.

Window washers increase the vision in the windows of the buildings; wisdom quotes do the same thing in the eyes of the people!

We don't have to be good, you know? No one's telling us that we have to do good things, but we do them because we know it makes other people feel good and it makes us feel good.

You've got to be a certain type of person to be a professional fighter. I prefer to do it for pretend.