All because I fell in love with a madman.

It doesn’t matter what’s wrong with him. We’re not going to act like he doesn’t exist. Not anymore.

I mean, that was the code, wasn’t it? Single girls and taken guys weren’t allowed to be friends. The leash always got in the way.

One second she’s all timid, and then reeoowr! Hellcat.

My hopes for pie died on the sidewalk. There went my grin.

Well, why not just snap my damn olive branch and beat me with it? I was only trying to help.

Cole radiated that cool, bad boy sort of confidence—the kind that left most women flustered and ready.

Open the beauty of your heart and smile like a flower.

One man can change the world, look at Adolf Hitler.

The first draught serveth for health the second for pleasure the third for shame and the fourth for madness.

As half in shade and half in sun This world along its path advances, May that side the sun 's upon Be all that e'er shall meet thy glances!

Envy is more irreconcilable than hatred.

George Bush has met more foreign heads of state than I have. But a substantial number of them were dead.

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.

I don't have kids, but in many ways I feel I've had them already. I don't want to say I raised my brothers - that sounds too strong - but actually I do feel like that a bit.

Forever," he vowed, still a little staggered. "That's all I'm asking for," I said.

A positive mindset, not a doomsday mentality, supports being exceptional.