All children are love children, he said, but only the best ones are ever called that.

The moon people do not eat by swallowing food but by smelling it. Their money is poetry - actual poems, written out on pieces of paper whose value is determined by the worth of the poem itself.

He had intended his address to be somewhat more comprehensive than this but was forced to cut it short, having been stabbed between the ribs with a broadsword.

We are like children who look at print and see a serpent in the last letter but one, and a sword in the last.

We should have just killed him, that's a lesson, don't get creative with revenge

There's truths you have to grow into.

I'm a fake intellectual.

The White House doesn't create jobs. The government together - White House, Congress - creates policies that allow for greater job creation.

It's all that pretending to be perfect that breeds inauthenticity in the church.

I'm not here to win a popularity contest. I'm here to work and have a career. Let the haters hate. I'm ready for the criticism.

Caring for God's endowment in a thrifty fashion is a form of biblical obedience.

A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.