All for one; one for all.

Do not value money for any more nor any less than its worth; it is a good servant but a bad master.

I needed some real danger and some mortal risk to run, to tranquilize me.

You were never created to live depressed, defeated, guilty, condemned, ashamed or unworthy. We were created to be victorious.

Like a child, always enjoy the world.

I've come to the conclusion that a long, personal relationship is next to impossible for me. Ultimately, music is a possessive mistress.

I am a very discreet human when it comes to other people.

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

I spent my childhood alone, overweight and ugly, angry at everything, and knowing nothing of a life beyond this sadness.

Islamic terrorism is the handiwork of people who've heeded, not hijacked, Islam. Or so says [Wafa] Sultan.

My former health minister, Kamran Bagheri Lankarani, is like a peach. I love to eat him.

You must invent your own games and teach us old ones how to play.

Good wine is a necessity of life for me.