All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they really happened and after you are finished reading one you feel that it all happened to you and after which it all belongs to you.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

I wanted to see her sad. Taste her tears. I wanted to know what she sounded like when she cried. In pain, in pleasure, in both.

The prison bars deny you the now. You are forced to always think about the past or the future.

When I am willing to step into the realm of uncertainty and ambiguity, I open myself up to infinite possibilities.

If you ever forget you are a Jew a goy will remind you.

Eye's follow energy more than motion.

I never cheat unless you count the girls I cheat on

The only way I could be extradited is through the principle of what my lawyers call "politics trumps law."

The only way to being a better teacher is time and dedication.

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.

A curse lies upon those that, when the truth suffers, have not a word to defend it.