All government is, in its essence, organized exploitation, and in virtually all of its existing forms it is the implacable enemy of every industrious and well-disposed man.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Nothing is sweeter than being unapologetically you. Don't live your life just to impress others. Reveal your truth, Express your love, Live your dreams.

Most of all, we should remember all of us are capable of individually helping advance the spirit of equality for all.

Science is the process of making obviously erroneous ideas less obviously erroneous.

I get invited to literally every single movie premiere that's going on.

If you're going to maintain any kind of self-respect, you're going to have to keep secrets from yourself.

The really royal calling of the philosopher (as expressed by Alcuin the Anglo-Saxon): To correct what is wrong, and strengthen the right, and raise what is holy.

The heart and soul of a Navy SEAL is somebody who's committed to their country and committed to their teammates.

Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I’d just like to meet one who’s human.

In the current struggle, there is one positive course of action. There is no alternative, for the alternative would connote a rear march.

There are three answers to prayer: yes, no, and wait a while. It must be recognized that no is an answer.