All great roads are paved with uncomfortable memories.

The worst kind of brokenness is the kind that you don’t know you have.

Death is only as strong as you believe it to be.

There are no miracles on Mondays.

It doesn’t take objectivity to know what you want, and you’re not objective enough to know what you need.

Failure to shed tears is a failure to live life fully. And the one thing that life requires of us all is to live it. Never be embarrassed by your ability to be alive.

Miracles need people as much as people need miracles.

Without stories, we’d have even more trouble recognizing what’s real.

Choices are powerful things. In fact, they’re more powerful than most things.

I don’t have to be logical. I’m a leopard. We’re considered wild animals, you know. (Spoken by Megan.)

If miracles were easy, the would be everywhere.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If Christians read Holy Scripture, they will grow in the Knowledge of Christ. And be filled with the grace of God.

God uses people to help others. I only pray my faith is strong enough to get me through what I have to face.

Americans no longer experience vacations. They simply Sony them so they can ignore them for the rest of the year.

His life was gentle and the elements So mix'd in him that Nature might stand up And say to all the world This was a man!

I love art, I collect mostly modern art.

Sometimes a broken dream will make you sad or make you mean. Sometimes things ain't bad as they seem.

There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for dinner?

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.