All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

Ours is the only country deliberately founded on a good idea.

Live while you live, then die and be done with.

The camera is one of the greatest liars of our time.

Yemen produces coffee, Egypt cotton, Iraq dates, Palestine oranges, and Syria trouble.

The first essence of journalism is to know what you want to know, the second, is to find out who will tell you.

Touch water in the West and you touch everything.

He was trying to save both his faces.

Moscow is the city where if Marilyn Monroe should walk down the street with nothing on but shoes, people would stare at her feet first.

What is life? It departs covertly. Like a thief Death took him.

Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be.

When a man of 40 falls in love with a girl of 20 it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

I truly believe that you have to bring more content to the table to survive in radio than saying, 'There was AC/DC, and here's Journey, ' because computers can do that.

To seek solitude like a wild animal. That is my only ambition.

Genuine witticisms surprise those who say them as much as those who listen to them; they arise in us in spite of us, or, at least, without our participation,--like everything inspired.

If your inner life is not producing what you would like on the outside, don't be discouraged... just be willing to change.

Whoever believes in a man is very foolish.

In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy.

These two criteria are like the pillars of true love: deeds, and the gift of self.

When you're in a romantic relationship, of course, there is a lot more compromise and you have to be a lot more unselfish.