All holy piety in public, and all peeled grapes and self-indulgence in private.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

[Prayer] is the link between God's inexhaustible resources and people’s needs...God is the source of power, but we are the instrument He uses to link the two together.

What are you projecting? How are you showing up? Are you aware of how your expressions are impacting your communication with others?

Listen first, then sell.

I get really weird when I'm not working. I have to keep working.

There are two things panic patients hate to do. They hate to take medication - and they hate to go to doctors. They hate to come to grips.

And always, he fought the temptation to choose a clear, safe course, warning 'That path leads ever down into stagnation.

It is now a documented principle of psychology that human beings subconsciously move in the direction of their most dominant thought.

Who leaves the pine-tree, leaves his friend, Unnerves his strength, invites his end.

Only baptize them if you truly believe these people are ready, taking a little more time if necessary so the Holy Ghost can strengthen them a little more.

Material success is always tempered by the recollection that there was some kind of happiness that was supposed to come with it.