All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Man proposes God disposes.

I love vegan choices, raw food choices, and I’ll eat whatever I have to in order to get into whatever shape I need to get into for any one particular role.

We found the future, like birds fly into windows.

Its hard to exaggerate the importance of preserving the financial integrity of Social Security.

Sometimes I sing very honestly, really as moving as possible.

There is a beauty in every hell!

You're not lonely when you're teaching, you're not quiet, you're laughing most of the time, you're having a wonderful time interacting with young people. It's the best fun in the world.

Now what Clan you know with lines this ill? Bust shots at Big Ben, like we got time to kill.

I've been attracted to Kate Moss since I was a teenager.

It seems unpleasantly refined to put things off till someone knows.