All it takes is Harry Reid saying a friend told him [Mitt] Romney hadn't paid his taxes in ten years and it's over. But these kinds of things aren't gonna work on [Donald] Trump.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

When I think of the Crucifixion, I commit the sin of envy.

I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.

When you hear tracks everybody immediately thinks that nobody is really playing or singing. That's not the case at all.

I lament the want of a liberal education. I feel the mist of ignorance to surround me - Nathanael Greene

It would be ugly to watch people poking sticks at a caged rat. It is uglier still to watch rats poking sticks at a caged person.

I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed.

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.

With global warming, I'm never going to time-travel. It's probably going to cause some major emission problems.

Getting picked is fine if it happens to you. But it's not a plan. It's a version of waiting and hoping.

I've always craved to belong to somewhere, but I never have and never will.