All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what's cool.

Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.

It is always man's ideas which drive his actions. This has, at times, resulted in great evil; but as we look around us, we cannot doubt that it has resulted in greater good.

Always speak politely to an enraged dragon.

Don't explain why it works; explain how you use it.

The struggle is always worthwhile, if the end be worthwhile and the means honorable; foreknowledge of defeat is not sufficient reason to withdraw from the contest.

One man's mistake is another man's opportunity.

A young man without ambition is an old man waiting to be.

I'm told I'm very charming when people do what I want.

Why do you work so hard to make yourself disliked? I should think you'd find it happens enough on its own without putting yourself to any extra trouble.

Appropriate action means to advance your own goals, without unintentional harm to anyone else.

We're [parents]) always bluffing, pretending we know best, when most of the time we're just praying we won't screw up too badly.

Advice saves you time. If you ask anyone over fifty, which is more important, time or money, they will ALWAYS tell you time.

All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.

Probably I dont believe in a lot of things that I used to believe in but that doesnt mean I dont believe in anything.

If you want to get to the castle, Groceries, you've got to swim the moat.

Thanks to history books, I have realised that people over the years have been dying of war, and that enabled me to realise that there is nothing stupid like war.

There's a lot of people out there that's starting to sound like me so I guess I'm doing something right.

Beyond Brookledge may be the most incredible weekend of entertainment I've experienced in my life.

The smallest errors are always the best. [Fr., Les plus courtes erreurs sont toujours les meilleures.]

Bodies come and go, but the soul does not change.