All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

In order to gain mastery over whatever you have been called to do, you must look for ways of improving how you do them.

Most of life is a matter of nonessential differences.

The will to matter is at least as important as the will to believe.

His speech was a fine sample on the whole Of rhetoric which the learn'd call "rigmarole."

Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake

I think free-to-play is both exciting and also really dangerous.

In my heart, I'm so far from done.

Love is the first step towards the divine, surrender is the last. And two steps is the whole journey.

My main purpose in life is to make money so I can afford to go on creating more inventions.

To learn, you have to listen. To improve, you have to try.