All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

The grace of God reaches to the furthest extent to those who are prepared to acknowledge their need.

There exist limitless opportunities in every industry. Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier.

The only queen I ever dressed was Eva Perón.

The Saviour would have passed through the agony of Calvary that one might be saved in His kingdom. He will never abandon one for whom He has died.

In order to do an empowerment, a person obviously has to be highly empowered, have the power, and also have the structural knowledge of how to transfer it to someone else.

I mean Donald Trump is a legitimate president. He won fair and square. He didn't win the election because of Russian interference.

"Socialist" is the nastiest thing you can say about an American politician in some quarters.

The time is gonna fly! You better make sure you're the pilot!

In Italy the artist is a god. Now if the artist is a god, the scientist is likewise a god.

I'm not one of those people that goes into details of my personal life on national TV to get attention. Some things are better left unsaid.