All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Many people see themselves as a rose, when all they are is just a prick.

She was strangely unaware that she could look and see freshly for herself, as she wrote, without primary regard for what had been said before.

Don’t deny your emotions andforce yourself to smile when youfeel like crying. Cry, but learn tosmile through your tears.

Adoption is a lifelong journey. It means different things to me at different times. Sometimes it is just a part of who I am. Other times it is something I am actively going through.

Writing a poem is like having an affair, a one-night stand; a short story is a romance, a relationship; a novel is a marriage-one has to be cunning, devise compromises, and make sacrifices.

Power: a currency that never went out of style.

With such wisdom has nature ordered things in the economy of this world, that the destruction of one continent is not brought about without the renovation of the earth in the production of another.

Since we have a good loaf, let us not look for cheesecakes.

Not for models. SuicideGirls is a mystery to me because I thought only women ran the site.

These were the days when I powerfully believed Breyers and Entenmann's to be pioneers in the field of antidepressants.