All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

Never give up on learning unless you are tired of growing and willing to settle for less.

When you think about the wasted time, you waste your time again.

Whether we like it or not, God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want

Having children has made me incredibly efficient. It's hard to leave them in the mornings, but I'm extremely productive during the day, knowing I want to be fully focused on them when I get home.

If I believed in hell, I'd definitely be going there.

When you're aggressive behind the plate, calling a game, that's when you're at your best. You can't be tentative.

The festivals are cool because you make a lot of connections at the festivals.

If we are honest with ourselves and listen quietly ... we all harbor one fiercely held aspiration for our healthcare - that it keep us healthy.

I was sort of a sissy as a little kid.

If you haven't failed, you haven't tried very hard.