All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

When you fall in love, waves of joy fill your dreams and become your reality while your realities become your dreams.

The implication of this particular tale is: Trust strangers. Believe in magic.

Don't assume that God will bless you with what you desire just because He knows your thoughts.You must ask for these blessings and act.

Chess is changing. I hope chess is getting more popular, more spectacular.

if we don't begin by imagining the perfect society, how shall we create one?

[N]o one's ever been able to show me any difference between democracy and brute force. It's just a majority ganging up on a minority with the minority giving in to avoid getting massacred.

Taking possession of your positive self will put you on the success beam that you may ride triumphantly to whatever heights of achievement you desire.

The business that leaders are in today, is the business of transforming awareness... There is deep longing for more meaning, for connections.

All of you have now lost your virginity... in Physics!

Living together is an art.