All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

You change for two reasons. Either you learn enough that you want to or you've been hurt enough that you have to.

When you don’t know what true for you, everyone else has unusual influence.

This guy is such an obvious cheater that once when he had a hole in one he wrote down zero on his scorecard.

Carry on any enterprise as if all future success depended on it.

Born Originals, how comes it to pass that we die Copies?

This is what we know, when you tell us of your fondest hopes and dreams for us: that your greatest wish is that one day we will cease to be, and strangers you can love will move in behind our faces.

Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always fill my heart with sweet clarity

When we went to Belfast we saw some beautiful countryside and coastlines.

Hedi Slimane told me I was boyish in his eyes. For him femininity and masculinity are the same thing, the difference is not so interesting, he said.

It brings me no joy and not enough comfort to dwell too much on things I've said or written or made or worn in the past.