All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

With Time, you can create Money, but with Money you cannot create Time. So Time is more valuable than Money.

Change occurs when one becomes what he is, not when he tries to become what he is not.

The thing is, I'm not the only one this consciousness stuff is happening to.

Independent is not scary but a brave action.

Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome.

Funk, I don't think I have anything to do with funk. I've never considered myself funky.

Exploring how you could make a bad situation worse can sometimes tell you what not to do.

Smell and taste are in fact but a single composite sense, whose laboratory is the mouth and its chimney the nose.

I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

It was like death by a thousand paper cuts.