All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

You have the power to adjust your life experience simply by being grateful.

I have made twice mistake in my whole life

Tiago had heard of what some called the 'human database' or 'omnilogos', but nothing could have prepared him for this.

I chose the title Dogwalker because that describes me pretty well. I spend a lot of time walking around with my dogs. I'd say the narrator is me in an alternate universe.

Certain books seem to be written, not that we might learn from them, but in order that we might see how much the author knows.

As a kid, image played a huge part. I'm sure most kids find the image of the guitarist exciting.

I've seen the real extreme diva behaviour and I don't think that's who I am.

I was once in a long relationship with a man who ran a vintage clothes store but had been a chef, so I'd come home each night to a different three-course meal. I was quite fat, but so happy.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I think Ive got a pretty good sense of humor.