All my mates are at university, and it's a life I haven't had a chance to enjoy, so it's great to turn up and sample a bit of it.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Without sound, There would be no music.And without music, There would be no life.And without a life force, There would be no matter.But it does not matter -Because what is matter, If there is no light?

Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides.

They who await no gifts from chance have conquered fate.

In Iraq, many of my female friends were architects and professionals with a lot of power during the 1980s while all the men were at war in Iran.

I adore [my son]. I wouldn't trade him in for a Pulitzer - unless someone actually offered that as an option.

He that drinks his Cyder alone, let him catch his Horse alone.

Money degrades all the gods of man and converts them into commodities.

As stylists, we're groundshakers and daymakers. I was always in hair.

The wonders of nature are endless.