All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

The moment you stop chasing happiness, you become happy.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Trains are all the ways you miss each other-wrong train, wrong tracks, wrong time.

What can I tell you I continue to be creative, but have only been commercially successful outside of the U.S.

Health is not luck. We have an innate ability to maintain good health if we establish the optimal environment for healing.

I'm not a pop song lyric writer. I can't just focus on one simple meaning or even a double entendre.

The fans were phenomenal. It sounded like Sox Nation out there.

I wish I'd never been an actor. I'd rather have been a streetwalker, selling my body, than selling my tears and my laughter, my grief and my joy.

My goal is to be living back in Canada as soon as I can, hopefully somewhere in the Gulf Islands.

If you don't have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now.