All nations want peace, but they want a peace that suits them.

The essence of war is violence. Moderation in war is imbecility.

Our society's values are being corrupted by advertising's insistence on the equation: youth equals popularity, popularity equals success, success equals happiness.

History is a record of exploded ideas.

In war the first principle is to disobey orders. Any fool can obey orders!

Inconsistency is the bugbear of fools! I wouldn't give a damn for a fellow who couldn't change his mind with a change of conditions.

The best book is not one that informs merely, but one that stirs the reader up to inform himself.

Problem does not lie in being a husband

To fight our fear each day is to live with the perpetual flame to conquer it.

Patriots must have the ideas and the tools so that we can recruit, sow the seeds of doubt, and take the fight to the enemy's safe place.

The ultimate truth is penultimately a falsehood.

The only thing that is more expensive than education is ignorance.

I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative.

People will do and think whatever it is they have to in order to survive.

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.

To me, acting is acting... I'd be happy working on a street corner in a mime troupe.