All nineteen-year-old males are children who are men capable of war.

Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.

The problem with freedom is that when people have it, they do what they want to.

Don’t you wonder sometimes, ” Miranda asked, “whether women have all the power or no power at all?

That’s what nobody admits about men, how needy they are.

Once you’ve gotten used to a certain kind of smell from a certain kind of flesh, whether it’s a lover or a rotting corpse, you long for it when it’s not around. Or maybe it’s just me.

That was what maturity was: accepting things. The more things you accepted, the more mature you were.

Praising heroes who slay monsters is a writer’s most ancient task.

Arthur, do you think the fall of the Wall means anything? Do you think that this means that even one fewer body will burn?

Resentment generates hate

Something inside me clicks. It's like I've spent my whole life fiddling with a complicated combination only to discover I was toying with the wrong lock.

And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.

I write poetry on my iPhone. I've got about 100 poems on there.

The majority of my symphonies are tombstones.

Feel that you are happy without any cause for happiness.

You never really know if it's going to happen or not do you but the vision was always for [Karen Walker] to be a global niche luxury product.

Jiu Jitsu at the end of the day, is the art of expressing yourself honestly. Everytime you put on a Gi, you can't lie.

Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long.

If we all could sound like we wanted to, we'd all sound like George Jones.