All of life is more or less what the French would call s'imposer - to be able to create one's own terms for what one does.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.

Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist.

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is the product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, precise, and forever beyond understanding.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening.

Pearl is a disease of oysters. Levant is a disease of Hollywood.

No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.

All of life is more or less what the French would call s'imposer, to be able to create one's own terms for what one does.

I do not see the E.E.C. [European Economic Community] as a great love affair. It's more like nine middle aged couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.

My body is an ugly masterpiece that lives off the beauty of sound.

...These guys totally agree that you're smokin' hot but think you're too young-""That means 'flat-chested'. Excuse me. I have to go somewhere and die of embarrassment

Every child in South Florida can dance. And every child there is amazing.

If there is equality it is in His love, not in us.

society ... is tolerant of crimes, and long suffering with dullness, but it shows no mercy to those who are different from other people.

A great love is a credit opened in favor of a power so consuming that the moment of bankruptcy must inevitably occur.

Parents always know what strings control your heart and soul. After all, they are the ones who tied them there.

Loving dogs is a question of anthropomorphism. We become attached to dogs because of the feelings we project on them.

There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?

Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.