All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.

I have never understood the Iowa caucus.

I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

i never learned anything while i was talking.

There is nothing in your destiny, nothing in your future that you cannot accomplish.

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.

The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.

You cannot talk to people successfully if they think you are not interested in what they have to say or you have no respect for them.

Anonymous sources are to journalism what silicon enhancements are to the feminine figure; they look impressive to the gullible, but something doesn't feel right.

The secret of success is an absolute ungovernable curiosity.

To find the rainbow and life’s incredible beauties, learn to play with adversity.

No one will teach you what you ought to know. You must search the truth for yourself.

It is better to be alone then to be in a relationship, while you are trying to figure out what love means to you.

All continuous suffering, is self inflicted.

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

I dislike the idea of jewellery being like a price tag around someone's neck. It needs to be something else - and there is something extremely magical about armour.

There are no unnatural or supernatural phenomenon, only very large gaps in our knowledge of what is natural... we should strive to fill those gaps of ignorance.

Trains, like time and tide, stop for no one.

I went from years of honing my craft to sudden recognition. It was quite a life changer.

You continue to build and work on new things, and continue to beat offensive linemen, week in and week out.